{"product_id":"april-fools","title":"APRIL FOOLS! 20% OFF WITH CODE APRILFOOL","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"c-message_kit__blocks c-message_kit__blocks--rich_text\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-qa=\"message-text\" class=\"c-message__message_blocks c-message__message_blocks--rich_text\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-qa=\"block-kit-renderer\" class=\"p-block_kit_renderer\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"p-block_kit_renderer__block_wrapper p-block_kit_renderer__block_wrapper--first\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\" class=\"p-rich_text_block\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eSuck it, Bezos.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBefore the Amazon could even get ONE delivery drone off the ground, we just launched a FLEET of tactical drones and fitted them for cannabis delivery.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNo more waiting—we're getting from the warehouse to your \u003cb\u003egrinder\u003c\/b\u003e in under 10 minutes*.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e*For crash-free ten-minute delivery, ensure your Landing Zone (LZ) meets all criteria below:\u003cbr aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eProximity:\u003c\/b\u003e Within 350 miles of Miami\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eAvian Activity:\u003c\/b\u003e Zero pigeons, crows, or gulls in airspace. They could get hit by your weed.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eMinimum Payload:\u003c\/b\u003e Orders under 1.0 lb will subject to additional drone fee\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eQ: What does the FAA think?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003eA: Who? They can suck it too.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eQ: Is this legal?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003eA: Define “legal.”\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eQ: Can I wave at the drone?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003eA: It appreciates that. However, please do not pet the drone.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"p-rich_text_section\"\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e20% DISCOUNT CODE:\u003cbr\u003eAPRILFOOL\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"p-rich_text_section\"\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003eDiscount only valid on April 1st and 2nd. Does not apply to bulk products.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Bay Smokes","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50897460166820,"sku":"","price":420.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0478\/2188\/1508\/files\/april_fools_bb966957-785d-43c2-a69e-97424007ae5e.png?v=1774979124","url":"https:\/\/baysmokes.com\/products\/april-fools","provider":"Bay Smokes","version":"1.0","type":"link"}